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quotes[0]="What is the definition of an accountant?<br/> Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you didn't understand."
quotes[1]="What's the difference between an accountant and a vampire?<br/> A vampire only sucks blood at night."
quotes[2]="How was copper wire invented?<br/> Two accountants were arguing over a penny."
quotes[3]="There are just three types of accountants:<br/> Those who can count and those who can't. "
quotes[4]="Why don't accountants read novels?<br/> Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
quotes[5]="An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. 'Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.'<br />'Have you tried counting sheep?'<br />'That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.'"
quotes[6]="How can you tell if your Accountant is nuts?<br/>- In several places on your tax forms, he's written, 'Give or take a million dollars.' <br/>- You notice that his 'calculator' is just a broken VCR remote. <br/> - He Insists that there is no such number as four."
quotes[7]="How does an accountant make a bold fashion statement? He wears his grey suit instead of the blue!"


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